the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”
fucking shit up with a wooden shoe
oh my god
well wooden shoe look at that
I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE
"the way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. the good things don’t always soften the bad things but, vice versa, the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things or make them unimportant."
why are pictures like this taken and also why do you guys reblog them
I’M 600% DONE.
OMFG I nearly spit Coke on my students taking a practice test
I’m sorry I have to reblog this simply because there are teachers who are on tumblr, the fandom part of tumblr, during class. You’re f***ing awesome.
MY REAL OTP
I nearly spit Coke on my students
you are my hero, random fandom teacher
RANDOM FANDOM TEACHER
Anonymous asked: doctor who or game of thrones?
"Do you know like we were saying? About the Earth revolving? It’s like when you’re a kid. The first time they tell you the world’s turning and you just can’t believe it because everything looks like it’s standing still. I can feel it. The turn of the Earth. The ground beneath our feet spinning at a thousand miles an hour. And the entire planet is hurtling around the sun at sixty-seven thousand miles an hour. We’re falling through space, you and me. Clinging to the skin of this tiny little world and if we let go… That’s who I am.”
After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.
ＴＨＥ ＲＩＴＵＡＬ ＨＡＳ ＢＥＧＵＮ
I am going to start swearing by authors
"Holy mother of Mary Shelley!"
"What the Tolkien?"
"By Victor Hugo’s spare underpants!"
"Jesus, Mary and Joseph Conrad!"
"Pardon my Molière, but I don’t give a Faulkner."
Thank you supernatural fandom
accepting his Best TV Comedy Actor award at The British Comedy Awards ‘12
|Song: Talk Nooty to Me|
|Artist: Jason Derulo feat. Pingu|
|Played: 149,350 times.|
Just wait for it.
Noot Noot, everybody.
it was better than i expected
World map made of 3,000 coins from Swedish graphic design studio Bedow. Each continent is made up of coins reppin’ countries in the continent
I love louise