Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
"the way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. the good things don’t always soften the bad things but, vice versa, the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things or make them unimportant."
this year in Vancouver they painted rainbow crosswalks for PRIDE, turns out the city loved them so much they are keeping them permanently!
I found out about this and thought it was so cool I had to upload a picture
photo creds: x
correct me if im wrong but is that a straight couple walking on it?? like… u could have gotten an LGBTQ+ couple for the photo………. if im wrong correct me like i said but
Any fucking sexuality can walk on it does it matter who was on the camera at the time?
Amy Pond, there’s something you better understand about me ‘cause it’s important. And one day your life may depend on it. I am definitely a mad man with a box.
My friend just made this status
This all I could think of during this scene.
The Doctor's catchphrases
(and an obligatory new addition)
requested by skandycandygeorgiholic
pretty much the best way to teach the most important lesson in life.
Matt: Question two.
Matt: Oooooh what’s it gonna be? Um, how long have you had a crush on me?
Matt: That’s the question.
"Matt and Karen are both so brilliant. I’m not being flippant - they are honestly incredible and we’re lucky to have them." - Steven Moffat
[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*
someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool
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