“All of time and space; everywhere and anywhere; every star that ever was. Where do you want to start?”
"the way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. the good things don’t always soften the bad things but, vice versa, the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things or make them unimportant."
Doctor Who Quotes: River Song, series 7
You think if a girl slaps you, she fancies you?
#can you imagine the conversations about river that matt and david had on set? #‘you got to actually kiss her.’ #‘yeah but she slapped me a lot too. trade off.’ #‘so she slapped you. she punched me!’. ‘no no no but did she ACTUALLY punch you?’ #‘no.’ #‘well she ACTUALLY slapped me. a lot of times. like a lot. because multiple takes. so i win.’ #‘but you also got to snog her. like a lot of times. and she gave you a lap dance that once.’ #‘okay true. that’s all been really nice.’ #‘…dammit i should’ve stayed for another series.’ (via thatsnicebutimmarried)
IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT
WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES
It sounded like i was saying ‘PATRICE’ in a french accent to be fair
I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS
We are not fucking HILARIOUS
HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING
theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
doctor who meme: two quotes [1/2]
The great sass war
‘The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death’
I thought I should share some things I’ve collected
Neil Gaiman everyone.