gloriouslilyevans:

“All of time and space; everywhere and anywhere; every star that ever was. Where do you want to start?”

hashashiyyin:

#wat im trying to say is im totes bangin ur wife kk

Doctor Who Quotes: River Song, series 7

doctorifyoueverlovedme:

You think if a girl slaps you, she fancies you?

#can you imagine the conversations about river that matt and david had on set? #‘you got to actually kiss her.’ #‘yeah but she slapped me a lot too. trade off.’ #‘so she slapped you. she punched me!’. ‘no no no but did she ACTUALLY punch you?’ #‘no.’ #‘well she ACTUALLY slapped me. a lot of times. like a lot. because multiple takes. so i win.’ #‘but you also got to snog her. like a lot of times. and she gave you a lap dance that once.’ #‘okay true. that’s all been really nice.’ #‘…dammit i should’ve stayed for another series.’ (via thatsnicebutimmarried)

krabkrust:

seblaine:

circletines:

IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT

WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES

It sounded like i was saying ‘PATRICE’ in a french accent to be fair

my-name-is-hilarious:

theyahoostaff:

yourfriendthecrow:

I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS

We are not fucking HILARIOUS

HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING

theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD

das-vadanya:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

if-inconvenient-comeanyway:

king-moriarty-in-the-tardis:

doctor who meme: two quotes [1/2]

excuse me

The great sass war

burntlikethesun:

‘The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death’

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

just-the-right-guy:

Neil Gaiman everyone.